If I were yarn...

Thanks to Nadia for asking.

Definitely wool and only wool. Not complex or fancy but plain and straightforward. Natural, undyed.

The  breed would be Norfolk Horn. A rare breed, originating from the beautiful rural county, known to be flighty. The wool isn't known for being soft and fine. Maybe scratchy at times. But resilient and practical. And warmth when required.

Yvonne, Monday 13 Dec

Yvonne the sheep doesn't condone taking drugs. (That morning coffee aside.)

Sheep in a field. Caption says Smoking grass: overrated

Yvonne #3

Yvonne the sheep is plain talkin' and has no truck with modern sanitary ideas.

Two sheep, caption says Just eat round it. I've always poo'd where I stand and I always will

Yvonne the sheep

I started drawing Yvonne the sheep today, and the silly ideas just flowed. Here's the first one, I may publish them more than once a week at handspinner.co.uk/yvonne if I can keep thinking them up!